Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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