Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
