Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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