Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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