we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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