**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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