when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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