but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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