Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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