And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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