So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
So many bounce houses so little time
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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