Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I am naked and annoyed.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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