so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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