I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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