Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I wear drunk well.
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