he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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