He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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