my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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