And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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