I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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