the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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