You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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