Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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