is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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