On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I love you. Go after that dick
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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