ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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