They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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