I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
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