can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Randomize
