She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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