I smell stomach acid.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
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