at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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