You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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