im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
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