i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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