all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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