okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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