i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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