I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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