He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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