you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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