i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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