You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
