what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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