Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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