we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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