Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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