very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
