Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
Randomize
