I wannas sexs uuuuu
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I'm passing your future prison.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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