we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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