I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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