Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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