question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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