have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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