My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Please don't give away my fajitas
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Randomize
