You surviving the open bar?
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Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
