I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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