you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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