Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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