i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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