please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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