its not stalking. its research.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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